Imps prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 17 jan, 2017 @ 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 7 jun, 2018 @ 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 2 feb, 2017 @ 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 10 sep, 2017 @ 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 13 jan, 2017 @ 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2018 @ 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 3 jun, 2019 @ 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 25 jan, 2017 @ 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 7 jun, 2018 @ 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 10 sep, 2017 @ 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 19 jan, 2017 @ 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 27 aug, 2017 @ 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2018 @ 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 12 jan, 2017 @ 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 13 jan, 2017 @ 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 25 mar, 2020 @ 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2018 @ 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 26 mar, 2020 @ 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 14 sep, 2019 @ 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 14 sep, 2019 @ 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 23 nov, 2018 @ 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 19 jan, 2017 @ 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 25 jan, 2017 @ 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 13 feb, 2017 @ 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 8 jun, 2018 @ 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 18 jan, 2017 @ 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 6 feb, 2017 @ 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 6 sep, 2017 @ 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 14 jan, 2017 @ 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30