Achievementy uživatele Imp ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 15.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 17.01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 18.37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 16.25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 16.21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 17.48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 19.31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 1.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 12.24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 17. led. 2017 v 18.01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 4.03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 7. čvn. 2018 v 13.42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 2. úno. 2017 v 17.40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 10. zář. 2017 v 8.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 13. led. 2017 v 14.16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 19.05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odemčeno 18. srp. 2018 v 12.05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2019 v 1.55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 17.43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 2.54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 12.18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 3.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 25. led. 2017 v 18.23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 7. čvn. 2018 v 21.02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 10. zář. 2017 v 8.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 1.45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 19. led. 2017 v 13.59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 27. srp. 2017 v 9.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 19.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 16.24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 18. srp. 2018 v 11.40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 12. led. 2017 v 15.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 12.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 4.24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 13. led. 2017 v 13.21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 25. bře. 2020 v 18.43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 19. pro. 2018 v 18.08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 26. bře. 2020 v 15.53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 14. zář. 2019 v 1.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 14. zář. 2019 v 1.56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 3.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2018 v 14.13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 4.04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 5.08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 17.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 19. led. 2017 v 3.36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 25. led. 2017 v 18.55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odemčeno 13. úno. 2017 v 9.10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odemčeno 8. čvn. 2018 v 21.57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 5.39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 18. led. 2017 v 17.49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odemčeno 6. úno. 2017 v 18.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 6. zář. 2017 v 17.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 14. led. 2017 v 1.19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30