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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 17 stycznia 2017 o 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 7 czerwca 2018 o 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2017 o 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 10 września 2017 o 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2017 o 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 18 sierpnia 2018 o 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 3 czerwca 2019 o 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 25 stycznia 2017 o 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 7 czerwca 2018 o 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 10 września 2017 o 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 19 stycznia 2017 o 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 27 sierpnia 2017 o 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 18 sierpnia 2018 o 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2017 o 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2017 o 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 25 marca 2020 o 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 19 grudnia 2018 o 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 26 marca 2020 o 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 14 września 2019 o 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 14 września 2019 o 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 23 listopada 2018 o 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 19 stycznia 2017 o 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 25 stycznia 2017 o 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odblokowano: 13 lutego 2017 o 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 8 czerwca 2018 o 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 18 stycznia 2017 o 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2017 o 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 6 września 2017 o 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2017 o 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30