Käyttäjän Imp POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 15.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 17.01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 18.37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 16.25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 16.21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 17.48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 19.31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 1.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 12.24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 18.01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 4.03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 7.6.2018 klo 13.42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 2.2.2017 klo 17.40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 10.9.2017 klo 8.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 13.1.2017 klo 14.16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 19.05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Avattu 18.8.2018 klo 12.05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 3.6.2019 klo 1.55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 17.43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 2.54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 12.18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 3.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 25.1.2017 klo 18.23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 7.6.2018 klo 21.02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 10.9.2017 klo 8.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 1.45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 19.1.2017 klo 13.59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 27.8.2017 klo 9.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 19.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 16.24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 18.8.2018 klo 11.40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 12.1.2017 klo 15.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 12.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 4.24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 13.1.2017 klo 13.21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 25.3.2020 klo 18.43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 19.12.2018 klo 18.08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 26.3.2020 klo 15.53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 1.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 1.56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 3.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 23.11.2018 klo 14.13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 4.04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 5.08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 17.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 19.1.2017 klo 3.36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 25.1.2017 klo 18.55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 13.2.2017 klo 9.10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 8.6.2018 klo 21.57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 5.39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 18.1.2017 klo 17.49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 6.2.2017 klo 18.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 6.9.2017 klo 17.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 14.1.2017 klo 1.19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30