Conquistas de Imp em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 17/jan./2017 às 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Alcançada em 7/jun./2018 às 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 2/fev./2017 às 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 10/set./2017 às 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Alcançada em 13/jan./2017 às 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Alcançada em 18/ago./2018 às 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 3/jun./2019 às 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 25/jan./2017 às 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 7/jun./2018 às 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 10/set./2017 às 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 19/jan./2017 às 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 27/ago./2017 às 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 18/ago./2018 às 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 12/jan./2017 às 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 13/jan./2017 às 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 25/mar./2020 às 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Alcançada em 19/dez./2018 às 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 26/mar./2020 às 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 14/set./2019 às 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 14/set./2019 às 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 23/nov./2018 às 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Alcançada em 19/jan./2017 às 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Alcançada em 25/jan./2017 às 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Alcançada em 13/fev./2017 às 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Alcançada em 8/jun./2018 às 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Alcançada em 18/jan./2017 às 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Alcançada em 6/fev./2017 às 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 6/set./2017 às 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 14/jan./2017 às 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30