Achievement di Imp su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Sbloccato in data 17 gen 2017, ore 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Sbloccato in data 7 giu 2018, ore 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Sbloccato in data 2 feb 2017, ore 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Sbloccato in data 10 set 2017, ore 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Sbloccato in data 13 gen 2017, ore 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Sbloccato in data 18 ago 2018, ore 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 3 giu 2019, ore 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Sbloccato in data 25 gen 2017, ore 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Sbloccato in data 7 giu 2018, ore 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 10 set 2017, ore 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sbloccato in data 19 gen 2017, ore 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Sbloccato in data 27 ago 2017, ore 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Sbloccato in data 18 ago 2018, ore 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 12 gen 2017, ore 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Sbloccato in data 13 gen 2017, ore 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Sbloccato in data 25 mar 2020, ore 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Sbloccato in data 19 dic 2018, ore 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Sbloccato in data 26 mar 2020, ore 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Sbloccato in data 14 set 2019, ore 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Sbloccato in data 14 set 2019, ore 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Sbloccato in data 23 nov 2018, ore 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Sbloccato in data 19 gen 2017, ore 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Sbloccato in data 25 gen 2017, ore 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Sbloccato in data 13 feb 2017, ore 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Sbloccato in data 8 giu 2018, ore 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Sbloccato in data 18 gen 2017, ore 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Sbloccato in data 6 feb 2017, ore 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Sbloccato in data 6 set 2017, ore 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Sbloccato in data 14 gen 2017, ore 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30