Progresul realizărilor lui Imp pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 17 ian. 2017 la 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2018 la 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 2 febr. 2017 la 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 10 sept. 2017 la 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 13 ian. 2017 la 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 18 aug. 2018 la 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2019 la 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 25 ian. 2017 la 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2018 la 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 10 sept. 2017 la 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 19 ian. 2017 la 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 27 aug. 2017 la 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 18 aug. 2018 la 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2017 la 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 13 ian. 2017 la 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 25 mart. 2020 la 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 19 dec. 2018 la 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 26 mart. 2020 la 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 14 sept. 2019 la 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 14 sept. 2019 la 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 23 nov. 2018 la 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 19 ian. 2017 la 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 25 ian. 2017 la 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 13 febr. 2017 la 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Obținută la 8 iun. 2018 la 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2017 la 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2017 la 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 6 sept. 2017 la 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 14 ian. 2017 la 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30