Imp: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 17 янв. 2017 г. в 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 7 июн. 2018 г. в 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 2 фев. 2017 г. в 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 10 сен. 2017 г. в 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 13 янв. 2017 г. в 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Дата получения: 18 авг. 2018 г. в 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 3 июн. 2019 г. в 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 25 янв. 2017 г. в 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 7 июн. 2018 г. в 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 10 сен. 2017 г. в 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 19 янв. 2017 г. в 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 27 авг. 2017 г. в 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 18 авг. 2018 г. в 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 12 янв. 2017 г. в 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 13 янв. 2017 г. в 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 25 мар. 2020 г. в 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 19 дек. 2018 г. в 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 26 мар. 2020 г. в 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 14 сен. 2019 г. в 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 14 сен. 2019 г. в 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 23 ноя. 2018 г. в 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 19 янв. 2017 г. в 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 25 янв. 2017 г. в 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 13 фев. 2017 г. в 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Дата получения: 8 июн. 2018 г. в 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 18 янв. 2017 г. в 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 6 фев. 2017 г. в 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 6 сен. 2017 г. в 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 14 янв. 2017 г. в 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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