Prestasjonsfremgangen til Imp for POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 15.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 17.01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 18.37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 16.25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 16.21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 17.48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 19.31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 1.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 12.24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Låst opp 17. jan. 2017 kl. 18.01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 4.03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Låst opp 7. juni 2018 kl. 13.42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Låst opp 2. feb. 2017 kl. 17.40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Låst opp 10. sep. 2017 kl. 8.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Låst opp 13. jan. 2017 kl. 14.16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 19.05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Låst opp 18. aug. 2018 kl. 12.05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Låst opp 3. juni 2019 kl. 1.55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 17.43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 2.54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 12.18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 3.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Låst opp 25. jan. 2017 kl. 18.23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Låst opp 7. juni 2018 kl. 21.02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Låst opp 10. sep. 2017 kl. 8.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 1.45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Låst opp 19. jan. 2017 kl. 13.59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Låst opp 27. aug. 2017 kl. 9.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 19.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 16.24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Låst opp 18. aug. 2018 kl. 11.40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Låst opp 12. jan. 2017 kl. 15.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 12.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 4.24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Låst opp 13. jan. 2017 kl. 13.21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Låst opp 25. mars 2020 kl. 18.43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Låst opp 19. des. 2018 kl. 18.08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Låst opp 26. mars 2020 kl. 15.53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Låst opp 14. sep. 2019 kl. 1.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Låst opp 14. sep. 2019 kl. 1.56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 3.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Låst opp 23. nov. 2018 kl. 14.13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 4.04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 5.08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 17.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Låst opp 19. jan. 2017 kl. 3.36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Låst opp 25. jan. 2017 kl. 18.55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Låst opp 13. feb. 2017 kl. 9.10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Låst opp 8. juni 2018 kl. 21.57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 5.39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Låst opp 18. jan. 2017 kl. 17.49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Låst opp 6. feb. 2017 kl. 18.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Låst opp 6. sep. 2017 kl. 17.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Låst opp 14. jan. 2017 kl. 1.19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30