Proezas de Imp no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 15:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 17:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 18:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 16:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 16:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 17:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 19:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 1:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 12:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 17 jan. 2017 às 18:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 4:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 7 jun. 2018 às 13:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 2 fev. 2017 às 17:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 10 set. 2017 às 8:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 13 jan. 2017 às 14:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 19:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Desbloqueada a 18 ago. 2018 às 12:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 3 jun. 2019 às 1:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 17:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 2:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 12:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 3:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 25 jan. 2017 às 18:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 7 jun. 2018 às 21:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 10 set. 2017 às 8:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 1:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 19 jan. 2017 às 13:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 27 ago. 2017 às 9:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 19:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 16:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 18 ago. 2018 às 11:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 12 jan. 2017 às 15:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 12:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 4:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 13 jan. 2017 às 13:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 25 mar. 2020 às 18:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 19 dez. 2018 às 18:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 26 mar. 2020 às 15:53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 14 set. 2019 às 1:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 14 set. 2019 às 1:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2018 às 14:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 4:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 5:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 17:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 19 jan. 2017 às 3:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 25 jan. 2017 às 18:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 13 fev. 2017 às 9:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Desbloqueada a 8 jun. 2018 às 21:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 5:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 18 jan. 2017 às 17:49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Desbloqueada a 6 fev. 2017 às 18:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 6 set. 2017 às 17:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 14 jan. 2017 às 1:19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30