Progression de Imp pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 15h57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 17h01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 18h37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 16h25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 16h21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 17h48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 19h31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 1h49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 12h24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 17 janv. 2017 à 18h01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 4h03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 7 juin 2018 à 13h42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 2 févr. 2017 à 17h40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 10 sept. 2017 à 8h08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 13 janv. 2017 à 14h16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 19h05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 18 aout 2018 à 12h05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 3 juin 2019 à 1h55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 17h43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 2h54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 12h18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 3h27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2017 à 18h23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 7 juin 2018 à 21h02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 10 sept. 2017 à 8h18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 1h45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 19 janv. 2017 à 13h59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 27 aout 2017 à 9h23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 19h03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 16h24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 18 aout 2018 à 11h40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2017 à 15h48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 12h52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 4h24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 13 janv. 2017 à 13h21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2020 à 18h43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 19 déc. 2018 à 18h08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 26 mars 2020 à 15h53

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 14 sept. 2019 à 1h56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 14 sept. 2019 à 1h56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 3h22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 23 nov. 2018 à 14h13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 4h04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 5h08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 17h16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 19 janv. 2017 à 3h36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2017 à 18h55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2017 à 9h10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 8 juin 2018 à 21h57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 5h39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 18 janv. 2017 à 17h49

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2017 à 18h35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2017 à 17h11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 1h19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30