I drank 3 Panera bread charged lemonade and died of heart attack

sad how there's so few options for aspiring mongers. Only fear, war, and fish

how quickly do you think you'd die from drinking soup that hasn't been warmed?

I'd like to dedicate this next song to George Washington Carver for discovering peanut butter
* SexyBack (feat. Timbaland) starts playing *

I think Crazy Frog is unaware of his name, much like the Great White Shark or the Long-Eared Owl, it is simply a name we've given him for identification. Though the thought of there being an entire Crazy Frog species is outlandish and quite frankly a little bit terrifying.

TFW u step on a lego (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ AMIRITE, FELLAS