CaptainOrpheus
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i am going to make everyone in the bar listen to the doom soundtrack if it is the last thing i do
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ElfMonster 1 月 22 日 下午 12:24 
I drank 3 Panera bread charged lemonade and died of heart attack
Jux 2023 年 7 月 17 日 上午 10:10 
sad how there's so few options for aspiring mongers. Only fear, war, and fish
Jux 2023 年 6 月 30 日 下午 8:44 
how quickly do you think you'd die from drinking soup that hasn't been warmed?
Jux 2023 年 6 月 5 日 下午 8:46 
I'd like to dedicate this next song to George Washington Carver for discovering peanut butter
* SexyBack (feat. Timbaland) starts playing *
Jux 2023 年 4 月 17 日 上午 5:14 
I think Crazy Frog is unaware of his name, much like the Great White Shark or the Long-Eared Owl, it is simply a name we've given him for identification. Though the thought of there being an entire Crazy Frog species is outlandish and quite frankly a little bit terrifying.
Jux 2023 年 4 月 8 日 上午 8:13 
TFW u step on a lego (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ AMIRITE, FELLAS