+rep has legs

This kid drinks orange juice out of a wellington boot with a four dollar straw. I've seen him throw a tuba several meters at a convicted shoplifter. He eroded the grand canyon and understands several languages spoken exclusively by mute people. He hates the direction North and constantly has to readjust his penis. He's built out of mahogany wood and star-shine brand aluminum foil, plus I've never once seen him nod his head. He has as many toes as he has fingers and has the ability to discern and percieve vibrations and disruptions in the air around him using two apparatus attatched to the side of his head.