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- if it ain't on Steam, it don't exist for me
- my favorite word is Happenstance
- when i was in the 5th grade i convinced a 1st grader to do the Bloody Mary chant and his parents showed up to school the next day with police
- i have a bachelor's in English Writing which i have not once used for anything, at least i paid nothing for it lol
- my favorite pokemon is Trubbish, i feel a spiritual connection to the little trash cat
- whenever my mom gave me money for food as a kid i would go buy steam cards lol
- first boyfriend drunkenly confessed to being a zoo, i ran for the hills
- i once hit a woman on a scooter while going 2mph in an Amazon van
- my mother only birthed ♥♥♥♥♥ so the bloodline ends here
- neutral orange is the best color on the planet, every other warm color is tied for second place, hate blue

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- American Dragon Jake Long's Season 2 artstyle trumps Season 1's in every way, shape and form
- Putting animal accurate ♥♥♥♥♥ on your character is 100% zoo-ey behavior
- Not putting all the taxed money into the center of the board is stupid, why else would Free Parking exist?
- Showering in the morning makes zero since, why wouldn't you shower when you get home so you don't get all the muck from the day on your bed and sofa and whatever else?
- The worst type of date is eating at a restaurant, just cook together daaaaamn
- Anyone who drives a white car is a terrible driver, always. It's always the white cars breaking traffic laws lol
- If you order something to be delivered on a day you aren't going to be home you have zero right to complain when it gets stolen. Trust nobody.
- Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII not being called Final Fantasy XIII-3 is the dumbest decision Square Enix has ever made, Final Fantasy X-2's gameplay wasn't anything like X's so it's not like the gameplay change matters
- The worst thing a developer can do is include spiders in your game and not advertise the fact they're in your game anywhere. I just really hate spiders.
- Nose rings are the most unattractive feature ever, the second is having a beard with no mustache
- Watching people stream on Twitch is single-handedly the most cringe thing someone can do, the second thing is playing VRChat

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