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- if it ain't on Steam, it don't exist for me
- my favorite word is Happenstance
- when i was in the 5th grade i convinced a 1st grader to do the Bloody Mary chant and his parents showed up to school the next day with police
- i have a bachelor's in English Writing which i have not once used for anything, at least i paid nothing for it lol
- my favorite pokemon is Trubbish, i feel a spiritual connection to the little trash cat
- whenever my mom gave me money for food as a kid i would go buy steam cards lol
- first boyfriend drunkenly confessed to being a zoo, i ran for the hills
- i once hit a woman on a scooter while going 2mph in an Amazon van
- my mother only birthed ♥♥♥♥♥ so the bloodline ends here
- neutral orange is the best color on the planet, every other warm color is tied for second place, hate blue

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- American Dragon Jake Long's Season 2 artstyle trumps Season 1's in every way, shape and form
- The worst type of date is eating at a restaurant, just cook together daaaaamn i dont wanna pay $20 for a pizza when i can get one at Aldis for $3
- Anyone who drives a white car is a terrible driver, it's always the white cars breaking traffic laws
- If you order something to be delivered on a day you aren't going to be home you have zero right to complain when it gets stolen
- Nose rings are the most unattractive feature ever, the second is having a beard with no mustache
- I would break up with someone if they told me they donated to a twitch streamer
- playing only the same few games makes you a really boring person
- I feel like you should have your human rights taken away if you wear a puphood

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- Why would anyone ever shower when they wake up instead of before bed? You wanna sleep in a den of dirt and germs?
- Is there a legitimate reason why it's titled Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and not Final Fantasy XIII-3?
- Not putting all the taxed money into the center of the board is stupid, why else would Free Parking exist?