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Haywood Jablowme 2023 年 5 月 1 日 下午 4:23 
Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!
Matt6i33 2022 年 2 月 9 日 上午 11:21 
was not me
ÐarkHazé 2022 年 2 月 9 日 上午 9:15 
Oh so that wasn't you
Matt6i33 2022 年 2 月 5 日 下午 9:50 
sorry if something bad was said. my account got hacked.
rWrath. 2021 年 12 月 27 日 下午 3:18 
My father had 25 years old when he stopped smoking because my mother was pregnant with me as she caringly asked him to stop doing it. He died of cancer 3 years later, after he stopped. I haven't touched a cigarette ever because of this, but dont worry cause this guy gave me cancer anyway so gg
ÐarkHazé 2020 年 11 月 11 日 下午 6:28 
-rep just a terrible person overall