Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

was not me

Oh so that wasn't you

sorry if something bad was said. my account got hacked.

My father had 25 years old when he stopped smoking because my mother was pregnant with me as she caringly asked him to stop doing it. He died of cancer 3 years later, after he stopped. I haven't touched a cigarette ever because of this, but dont worry cause this guy gave me cancer anyway so gg

-rep just a terrible person overall