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Step one requires him to find something to nourish the damsel. Off to Cool Ranch to find a bag of Doritos.
Step two requires him to find something to quench her thrist. Now our hero travels to the tall mountains to collect the dew.
Step three has Fedora finding a hotter waifu so that he can gaslight the m'lady into thinking she's beneath him and ultimately give in to his seduction.
Once Fedora finds M'lady, he gets flanked by Douchebag McAsshole. M'lady sees Douchebag on Tinder just as Fedora arrives. Fedora quickly shouts "M'lady no swiping, M'lady no swiping!"
But alas, it is too late. M'lady swiped. Now she is going out to bang Douchey McAsshole and Fedora has been put in le friendzone again.
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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