kind of an idiot (real)

i have proof

your gay and i know it

SIGMA MALE SCHEDULE

2:00 am- Wake up

2.05am-Cold shower

2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall

2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.

2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)

6:45am-cold shower

7:00am-begin sprint to work

8:00am-arrive at work

8:05am-get called into boss' office

8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"

8:10am-sprint back home

9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal

9:10am-edging(as punishment)

3:00pm- bed time

Ye

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said it was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'.

So I'mma make a call-out post on my twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrropllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth. Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you, too.