Recent reviews by Unironically Bad

"December 22, 1944

To the German Commander,

N U T S !

The American Commander"

super fun would recommend, fun offline and online

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people. Forces you to have a 4th ai if you want to play with 3 friends, lord forbid you're normal and want to just play with 3 people.

Best graphics, so realistic i thought i was there.

Fun game with friends online is a eh

What's that? You're too socially awkward to play board games in the real world? Then this game is for you. It has every board game you can think of.

Game is ♥♥♥♥. It is a tech tree based game so you start at the bottom and build your way up which is expected, but the gameplay you will encounter on your way to the top is just not fun, the main reason being the maps you fly, drive and sail in.
Their map designers don't understand how to make maps leading to unbalanced layouts and spawn camping spots being littered throughout all of them.
There is no punishment for people in planes to just bomb your spawn over and over leading to lots of cases you'll die in under a 30 seconds multiple times a game and you WILL be punished if you leave the match early to not continue being killed over and over in spawn.
Yes, it is possible to enjoy this game but having fun is an exception, not the standard.
Do not waste your time with the game.

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now, these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned-
For the people who are
Still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance*
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me: still talking
When there's science to do
When I look out there,
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive
And believe me I am
Still alive
I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still alive
While you're dying I'll be
Still alive
And when you're dead I will be
Still alive

Still alive

FLAT JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Very confusing to figure it out imo but once mastered you can make some dope stuff

Plz nerf she to spooky 4 meh