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"Deadshot... the immovable mountain, the eternal storm!" 🏔️⚡
He’s been here since the first galaxy spun into existence — I’m pretty sure he personally signed the Big Bang into law. 📜🌌 Stern? Absolutely. Terrifying? Sometimes. Legendary? Without a doubt. He’s the kind of commander who doesn’t just lead; he defines an era. 🫡✨
Sure, being from Wales means he smells vaguely of rain, sheep, and mysterious mist... 🌧️🐑 (love you though, boss 😘). And don't get him started on Jawas unless you want a 45-minute rant about why they can't be trusted. 😬🛠️
Would I trust him to command a fleet, lead a community, and survive a thousand more years? No question.
Would I trust him with a Jawa babysitting job? Absolutely not — I'd have to break out the fire extinguisher. 🔥😂
10/10 would salute him, sass him behind his back, then run for my life when he finds out. ❤️🚀