Wizard_IRL
Austin_IRL   Dallas, Texas, United States
 
 
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Representing a fallen Marine at CMDR Toru's funeral. RIP Commander, your community showed up in force to remeber you.
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V.IV Rusty Apr 5 @ 10:57pm 
HAPPY FIRST ♥♥♥-TACT 🚀💦 DAY! Sit 🍑 on this BIG THROBBING MISSILE 🍆 with Zefram ♥♥♥♥-RING, run a TRAIN 🚞 with BIG ♥♥♥♥ RIKER 🧔‍♂️ and GEORDI LA ♥♥♥♥ 🧑‍🦯 and BLOW a ROCKET LOAD 💣💥 into SPACE 🪐 THE FINAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💥 where some POINTY EARED 👂 POINTY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 PERVERTS 🥵 are gonna go PON FARR ON THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 and give you a SPOCKER 🖖 two in the PINK two in the STINK 💩, go WARP SPEED 🚄 on DAT ASS 🥞 gonna STAR WRECK you to THE SEXT GENERATION
V.IV Rusty Jan 7 @ 6:33am 
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V.IV Rusty Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:26pm 
LET'S GO CHAMPIONS 🏆💥 IT'S TIME ⏰💡 FOR NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER 🍆💦 NO BREAKS 🚫✋, NO PAUSES ⏸️🙅‍♂️ KEEP THE JUICE FLOWING 🌊🥛 IF YOU AIN'T SQUIRTIN' 🤪💧 YOU AIN'T TRYIN' 💯🛠️ SEND THIS TO YOUR HORNIEST HOMIES 👯‍♂️🍌 IF THEY SLEEP 😴🛌 SLAP 'EM WITH THAT STICKY WAKE-UP CALL 🤤👋 SEND IT TO 1️⃣0️⃣ THIRSTIEST THRUSTERS AND WATCH THE TIDES TURN 🌀💋 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE A DRY DUDE 😭🌵 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE A SLOPPY SAVAGE 🤤💦 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE THE LEGENDARY LORD OF LOADS 🤴💦🔥 KEEP IT MESSY MATES 😈💩 AND LET THE FLOOD GATES OPEN 🚰🌊
V.IV Rusty Oct 15, 2023 @ 2:30am 
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
hgoel0974 Mar 24, 2023 @ 8:44pm 
I moderate and run a discord so I get a lot of kittens kissing up to me so I send them nitro/promote them. Recently I have been talking to one of my kittens and it’s has been getting hot and steamy (we had e-sex). But I caught her flirting with another dude in general. Should I stop talking to her? Is this the end of me and my kitten?
V.IV Rusty Feb 13, 2023 @ 7:25pm 
👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣♥♥♥ FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦♥♥♥♥💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻♥♥♥♥!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻💌☄️