hamburger crisis
hamburger crisis   Alberta, Canada
 
 
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12:23 AM - hamburger crisis: put it this way
12:24 AM - hamburger crisis: say i decided to settle for some diddly dick and go 40% gay, 40% straight, at that point i wouldn't care if you is a boy or a girl, as long as i have access to all holes then we cool
12:25 AM - hamburger crisis: the other 20 percent we don't talk about
12:25 AM - Villain💜 is now Offline.
Currently In-Game
Warframe
Artwork Showcase
Finally got around to posting this from my instagram
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Instagram: @hamburger.crisis
Snapchat: trigger_warning

Comp Experience

Korath (Steel 6s) | Season 27 - Combo Scout (Main) (Ongoing)
Free 2 Slay Legacy (ESEA Open 6s) | Season 28 - Combo Scout (Sub) (Ongoing)

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Brodo Swaggins : i love how domitations clear notification in chat. it shows how much of a pussy GAME OG TGHROWS is

Dr Goldhead : you're just taking advantage of bad players

gucci daddy : i am the greatest
noodles the duck : the greatest cunt?

Spookbyer : fuck u

*DEAD* Pizza Eater 92 : sticky spam hype

Irony |GoM| : why do you have to be a cu nt

Lord Gentleman Cthulhu : eat my ass hamburger

oriongiant66 : ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU LITTLE 1 HOUR FUCKING NOOB
oriongiant66 : GO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF DICKHEAD

The Random Spy / Youtube : nobody likes scout like you

Genesis : absolute cancer

Red Tower : wm1 trash

FestiveMelon : fuck yoy

HAMBURGER BE MAD : no one likes you

Dunder : phlog pyro no skill just like right click shield for crit

Demon_Hunters : so much agy

Demon_Hunters : gay

GamingHash : hamburger just need to shut the fuck up

Goat : youre sick

[KSG]bacon_bits : because not everyone is a cunt like you get a life you dickwad

[KSG]bacon_bits : and your an autistic cunt

ThePotatoIdiot : !vote kick THIS GUY WHOS CAMPING ALL THE TIME AND DOSNT DESERVE TO PLAY TF2 OR ANY GAME BECAUSE HES BREAKING THE RULES OF FUN

tdogredman : shutthefuckup

poopsauce : Oh my god this fuckin scrub

Expect Us : he must have a tiny dick

[Zombie+]The Man Over Heaven (Xeno) : Stop trying to use logic....

The Munchies : lol all the try hards, and so far the best they can say is 'you mad bro' - yeah Im new to the interwebz ;) Im so mad lol

The Munchies : lol this is a pub and you are with your friends go piss up a rope and try harder bitch

The Munchies : hamburgers tiny penis is trying hard. Everybody clap

The Munchies : Nope Im not taking smack from a bunch of cronie bitches who arent good and talk smack to pub servers

The Munchies : Your circle jerk is funny

The Munchies : lol you pathetic twats on this server really need new tag lines

The Munchies : Hamburger if that took any skill at all Id give half a shit. Try harder

LankyJay : you have no friends

*DEAD* sarah ezzys shark : fuck sticky spammers

blazeunicron : hamburger quit being a douche

[pG] cl0ud : no, its hard to kill demoman as scout

sal : bruh
sal : fuck off

Make America Smart Again : fucking w m1 ass

*DEAD* Loophole : nice spawncamping asshat

*DEAD* Loophole : DUDE

*DEAD* Loophole : STOP SPAWNCAMPING

Loophole : I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ASSHOLE

I'm Real Supreme : gay crisis

⭐★Teknik★⭐ : just shut the fuck up. your killing me with these lame ass jokes

⭐★Teknik★⭐ : because your try harding too much

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : PEOPLE I DONT CARE WAT THAT POS SCRIPT KIDDY IS SAYING. hence the mute on him lol

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : so im having ppl tell me in discord whats bein said and shit. stfu hamburger. ur a goof lol

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : lmfao wat a bitchstick fuckface script kiddy

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : i mean when ppl cant play the game they come snipe on trade servers. trash antics. good snipers go to cough snipezilla

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : i only have 1 person muted here... so i assume script kiddy is beaking off

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger i have u muted like every other lil fuckstick script kiddy. but imma trash talk u anyways :)

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hey hamburger, ur shit at the game mate. thats y u go on trade servers 2 snipe. i figured it out

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : he headshot me 3 times while i was invis and then switches teams. sure

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger switches 2 red cuz he headshot me too many times while i was invis. thats not sus at all huh

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger crisis your shots are sus AF

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : wierd. cuz no one likes tryhard snipers on trade plaze

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : go 2 snipzilla, this is a TRADE server.... with shitty elo server times 2 boot

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : dueling on a trade server gtfo

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : douchefuck medic pocketing him gtfo

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : he insta headshots even b4 ur around the corner

CarlFromStatefarm : yo hamburger, i'm in spect, and that jerky aim is sus af

Banter.exe : wow hamburger 43 ks

Linning : hamburger dont try to sell us that bs like ur god sniper

Linning : swift u sound likea legit sniper. dont sink down to hamburgers level

Linning : hamburger is a shit sniper has to play in third person mode lol

Your Pancreas Isnt Your Friend : hamburger what the fuck holy shit

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : shut it, hamburger helper.

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : You got over 900 undeserved points

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : MGE is a waste of my time

Linning : nah its more sad when ppl thinmk theyre hot shit by hacking

Banannixx : Hamburger, go to a god damned pub server, ffs

Registered Couch Potato : fuckin hell hamburger

edgy memelord : hamburger fuck off

Krule : you have a huuuge measure of gay energy hamburger.

Newbie1213 | trade.tf : youre not so smart as you thing hamburger

Do Not Fool Rolf!!! : Gotta love how the spawn camping depends on what team deviant is on
Items Up For Trade
521
Items Owned
550
Trades Made
1,698
Market Transactions
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN:
Profile Pic - 2 Keys
Poster - 3-5 Keys depending on complexity

Since profile pictures have been in high demand since the last time I did commissions, I upped the price. I did like 27 commissions, so yeah. I also accept item overpays as long as the items are resellable.

Recent Activity

1,496 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
222 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
m1saka Jun 10 @ 10:23pm 
despacito
hamburger crisis Jun 3 @ 4:58pm 
bruh dont play tf2pl NA if u dont speak english lmao
P a t h e t i c o. Jun 3 @ 1:03pm 
Nel, que hueva hablar tu idioma, usa traductor amigo:)
The Not-so-Skilled Boi Jun 3 @ 12:37pm 
lmao
hamburger crisis Jun 3 @ 12:37pm 
speak english plz
P a t h e t i c o. Jun 3 @ 12:34pm 
Se me fue la conexion wey, no este chingando gg