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Got a job: Follow the man about to leave this building. Watch him hand off his briefcase. Photograph the exchange. Figure out who he handed it to, and take the case. And under no circumstances am I to open the case.

I stalk him for about 5 minutes to the drop site, a young woman meets him there and takes the case. I snap a pic from the shadows for the extra proof, and start following her as they part ways.

The instant she rounds a corner I beat her upside the head with a billy club, run her pockets for ID and 34 credits and take the case. Walk into the local diner a block away, call my contact back. "Good job, now throw the case into the ocean to dispose of it." Easy enough. I walk to the pier, and pull the case out of my inventory. But I hesitate. What had I assaulted this woman for? Surely it was worth checking inside the case before I cast it to the sea?

I crack the case open.
It's a suitcase bomb.
"CASE FAILED"
Wake up in hospital, pay my medical bill, walk out of city hall looking for a new case. "Oh hey the briefcase is still in my inventory, weird."
Open it again.
Wake up in hospital again.

Good game
Publicada em 12 de maio.
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There's an interloper betwixt us
Publicada em 25 de dezembro de 2021.
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Really good large scale WWII shooter.

Pretty realistic, but not to the psychotic levels some games think is fun. Makes a good replacement for the Day of Defeat/Day of Infamy shaped void in the shooter world at the moment. Either playing in a squad with friends or just in a squad that knows how to communicate is a blast, and every couple yards your team gains actually feels well earned with the slower, harder flow that fights have.

Could use some optimization on lower end machines, but that's my only complaint tbh.
Publicada em 26 de julho de 2021.
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Like Payday 2, but quicker to level up in, and not 90 gigabytes.
So a lot better than Payday 2.

Good gunplay, kinda arcadey, but it flows real good.
Publicada em 26 de julho de 2021.
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Great game if you love people with lower rank than you screaming at you that you're playing wrong, followed by them reporting you for TK'ing when they step in front of your moving vehicle. Also wonderful if you're a fan of clans ruining any and all opportunities to have fun in combat by stealing all of your army's resources for their "operations." (also they can mass report you and get you banned)

In my 30 some-odd hours the only time this was enjoyable was when I got on with a friend, and snuck behind enemy lines to cause chaos, but even then you're at high risk of people in your own army being pissy that you dared to take an unlocked vehicle that you found abandoned. And also getting yelled at when we "waste respawns" by spawning at a base that a clan has deemed "theirs." But them TK'ing us immediatly after apparently isn't a waste of respawns.

Between the clans' rigging of the game against non clan players, and the lack of any fun in logistics, which is 2/3 of the reason teams win in this game, there isn't a lot of enjoyment to squeeze out of Foxhole, at least as it stands currently. The game sounds great on paper, but there's little to no fun to be had unless you like treating video games like a job. Unless logistics is reworked, most time you spend will either be driving a truck between 2 locations for hours on end, or being screamed at by people way too into the game if you dare to actually try out the gunplay.

The devs actively censor people who complain about the game on their discord, and seem more interested in just adding new ways to kill each other than actually fixing the game's flaws. So overall, I can't recommend this to anyone who wants an actually decent game to play.
Publicada em 26 de julho de 2021.
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Brain hurty
Publicada em 1 de janeiro de 2021.
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I've spent more time working on this virtual POS car than I have working on my IRL POS car.

In all honesty, this game is one of the best games I've played for under 20 bucks. Wholeheartedly reccomend, just either come into it with a knowledge of car mechanics, or the will to learn them by brute force.
Publicada em 2 de setembro de 2020.
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Yo bros wanna hop on some SWAT tonight?
Publicada em 8 de dezembro de 2019.
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really fun anime visual novel
come for the waifus stay for the story
oh god send help
Publicada em 28 de julho de 2019.
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International battle for power over a pile of gravel in the desert.
10/10
Publicada em 21 de novembro de 2018.
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