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Everytime I go to hit the belly button of my computer to turn it on it turns on for 1 sec and then turns off. I've tried taking off the sides of it to expose it's insides and tickling it but it does not work. I have also tried offering it a creamy lick of some good old fashioned Ben and Jerry's ice cream, established 1978. No luck, is this because the computer is too young to know Ben and Jerry's? Why can't we go back to the olden days when 1 quality hand job cost 25 cents from the saloon down the block from Ben and Jerry's? I remember getting the "creamy happy ending sundae" which included a nice blowy and a cup of cherry garcia. That was the day I too got my own cherry garcia popped. Ah... the good ol' days............