The Unofficial Revival of the Unofficial Biggest Update Ever!

It has come to my attention, through various means, that these weapons are not very balanced. First dismissing these claims as the mad ravings of "the haters", I realized these claims were, in some respects, correct. So I grit my teeth and set to work, attempting to make these weapons not only fun to use, but fair to fight against. With hope, many of these weapons are now much more respectably balanced.

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PAGE
- Change
- WEAPON NAME
-- Weapon Specific Change

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GENERAL
- Made multiple images across the site smaller
- Added a "General Changes" page
- Added new credits to the credits page
- Changed "Contents" on the main page to "Pages"

SCOUT
- HEIFATHON 88
-- Can no longer deal critical hits in any form
- FIVE-MINUTE ENERGY
-- Added new flavor text
-- Reduced stacking reload rate boost from 7% (max 35%) to 4% (max 20%)
-- Reduced stacking firing rate boost from 7% (max 35%) to 5% (max 25%)
-- Increased stacking damage vulnerability from 5% (max 25%) to 7% (max 35%)
- BESTE BEER
-- Added new flavor text
- CROSS CHECKER
-- Reworked base damage penalty from "40% base damage penalty" to "40 base damage"

SOLDIER
- SPEED DEMON
-- Reduced reload rate bonus from 40% to 30%
-- Reduced move speed bonus from 25% to 20%

PYRO
- THE FANFLARE
-- Reduced HUDDAH damage resistance from 75% to 66%
-- Reduced damage vulnerability when HUDDAH is inactive from 25% to 20%
- PROTOTYPE SM2
-- Added new flavor text
-- Removed primary ammo bonus
-- Reduced airblast refire time bonus from 65% to 25%
-- Reduced damage penalty from 85% to 50%
- FLASHPOINT
-- Increased direct damage penalty from 20% to 50%
- GRAVITY WELL MK. II
-- No longer deals direct damage
- FEAR NO ANVIL
-- Reduced slow duration from 8 seconds to 4 seconds

DEMO
- SCOT'S LAST STAND
-- Reduced damage bonus from 45% to 40%
- CELTIC CLUSTERER
-- Increased damage penalty from 35% to 50%
-- Reworded clip size penalty from "-50% clip size" to "clip size of 2"
- HIT-THE-GROUND RUNNERS
-- Replaced icon with a slightly more fitting model
- THE LANDMINE AND SEE
-- Changed name to "The Airdre Automatic"
-- Fixed Landmine Mode's detonation type being listed as "Proximity Mode"
- HIGHLANDER'S HEATER
-- Reduced blast damage resistance from 50% to 25%
- SATURN SABER
-- Reduced firing rate bonus from 35% to 20%
-- Reduced slow duration from 8 seconds to 4 seconds
-- Increased damage penalty from 20% to 40%

HEAVY
- RANSHAO-GE ROCKET
-- Removed the 25% damage bonus
- LOCKDOWN LEGGINGS
-- Reduced shield damage resistance lowered from 85% to 80%
-- Reduced shield health from 300 to 200
-- Reduced shield recharge from 60 seconds to 30 seconds
- RUSSIAN ROULETTE
-- Reduced firing rate bonus from 75% to 66%
- GUNMETAL GAUNTLETS
-- Added 50% holster speed penalty

ENGINEER
- Removed the "Jumpstart", and added a new weapon with the same model named the "Montana Magnet"
- THE MOVING MAN'S MONKEY WRENCH
-- Added new flavor text

MEDIC
- Removed the Chilliam William, as it's stats didn't fit it's design well enough
- Gave the Kritzkrieg an unique backpack model
- NADALWERFER
-- Reduced the damage bonus from +66% to +33%
- THE MERCY KILL
-- Reduced the jump height bonus from +150% to +50%
-- Removed the fall damage resistance bonus, as it's unnecessary
- DIE HEILKUGEL
-- Specifically defined the healing radius as equal to the Buff Banner's effect radius
- NIRVANA NURSE
-- The Ubercharge effect radius has been reduced to a large area around the player, instead of mapwide
-- Allies no longer heal from the ubercharge
-- Reworded the Ubercharge fill rate penalty to say "3x slower" instead of the more confusing "+200% slower"
- EIN-MANN-ARMEE
-- Ubercharge duration penalty increased to -50% , from -25%
- KRANKENSAGE
-- Added an "On Hit: -10% Ubercharge" penalty to reduce synergy with the "Ein-Mann=Armee"
-- Removed the base damage penalty nerf
-- Can no longer deal critical hits in any form

SNIPER
- Added two new weapons; "Bushman's Blowgun" and "Dundee's Derringer"
- BIG TOP BUSHMAN
-- "Showoff" effect now increases charge rate by +20%, in addition to its previous effects
-- Increased bodyshot damage penalty from -35% to -60%. The Big Top Bushman is supposed to appeal to the "skill-always-beats-luck" player. An increased body damage penalty will help portray this.
- CUPID'S CHOKEHOLD
-- Reduced the damage bonus from +100% to +50%
-- Reduced the projectile speed bonus from +50% to +20%
-- Removed the ability to charge shots for extra damage
-- Reduced reload rate penalty from 150% to 75%
-- Can now be used in Medieval Mode
- SEMI-AUTOMATIC SHOOTER
-- Increased bullet spread penalty from +15% to +30%
-- Reworded clip size penalty from -52% to the much clearer "clip size of 12"
- SUBMARINE GUN
-- No longer deals mini-crit damage while wet
-- Increased while-wet firing rate bonus from +35% to +40%
-- Removed the while-dry 30% reload rate penalty
-- Removed the constant 33% damage penalty
-- Added a while-dry 30% damage penalty
-- Added a constant 20% reload rate penalty
- MASONRY MERCENARY
-- Added new flavor text
-- Reduced on-impact damage from 65 to 45
-- No longer slows down victim when hit below the waist
-- Reduced recharge rate penalty from -50% to 25%

SPY
- THE RESET BUTTON
-- Can now only teleport to spawn when the Reset Button is deployed
-- Backstab victims are now harmlessly teleported to spawn instead of dying
- E.M.P. SAPPER
-- Sapper now detonates immediately when placed, or on impact when thrown
-- Sapper now only affects one building when placed. The radius effect still applies when thrown
-- Building disable duration when placed increased from 5 seconds to 8 seconds
-- Building disable duration when thrown decreased from 5 seconds to 4 seconds
-- Removed when-thrown radius penalty
-- Added a 20 second recharge time between saps
- SMOKE AND SCREAM
-- Grenade now makes a loud bang upon detonation, as well as a cloud of smoke
-- Reduced smokebomb damage resistance from 50% to 35%
-- Reduced smokebomb speed boost from 25% to 20%
- WRIST WATCHER
-- Reduced cloaked speed boost from 50% to 40%
-- Reduced cloaked jump height bonus from +40% to +20%
-- Added a "no flicker when bumped" bonus