HoN, did I ever tell you about Lila? She was your father’s exotic teenage Seige apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Luke and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Op, and once in a while we’d even have the entire T Side run a train over her, part of official Sniper “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a "Bowie" better than anyone in the Battlion. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in Barracks, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her Pink ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip 360 on Sledge It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno HoN, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

she also bombed my home leaving me p[paralysed in the left ear and i can taste colours

she brought back slavery

++++++++rep Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

one day i played with her, and every time i got a kill she meowed in my ear and gave me $5 10/10 would recommend.

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