This game is so good that I want to grab lesion mines, tape them to a baseball bat, and beat up my 4-year-old brother with it. It makes me want to cut off my limbs and eat them raw. My teammates always consist of brain-damaged fetuses and I always play against toxic racist registered sex offenders and smurfs with an ego as high as me when I hang out with the boys. This game marked the beginning of my career as a mass murderer, my body count currently sits at a pitiful 849. (For legal reasons, this was a joke, for many more, it wasn't)

I can only recommend it.