After careful analysis of your rather exemplary taste in the art of videogames I felt compelled to navigate to your profile page to leave a hearty recommendation for Yakuza 0. It has all the melodrama, action, superb art design and drunken karaoke love song singing that I know you enjoy tremendously. And if that's not enough, you will - during your adventures in 1980s Japan - become intimate with Majima Goro. Then I may be forced against my will to fight you with nuclear powered baseball bats (to the death) if you don't agree that he's the actual best and most coolest eye -patch wearer in videogamedom.