How Competitive works in CS:GO:
> You're so happy, your entire team is made up of Russians, you know since they are Russian they must be good
> You're winning 13:0, so excited, going to get a 16:0
> Enemy team wins one round. Calm down, you'll get them next time!
> Enemy team wins
> Exit CS:GO
> Uninstall CS:GO

How Casual works in CS:GO:
> Everyone on team dies from the "hacker" AWP that keeps killing you
> Last guy with 0 kills and 6 deaths is alive
> Know you're gonna lose this
> Last guy kills everyone on other team

> Normal Knife in real life: $20
> Normal Knife in game: $200

How unboxing works:
> Buy a few keys, open something decent
> Get cocky, unboxed 1 decent thing, you must be lucky!
> Unbox a worthless skin
> Take deep breaths, try again
> Get the exact same skin as before
> Cry as you steal your mothers credit card and spend $500 dollars on keys and crates
> Unbox nothing good
> Uninstall CS:GO and swear to never play it again, saying "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" from all the Russians to your screen

> Install a week later

CS:GO is the best game ever.