=================================
Stop wasting your life, go get your dream life
follow my successf guys's instructions:
-------
1) Uninstall Your Games
2) Turn off your PC
3) Go touch some grass
4) Go take a shower
5) Buy a rope
6) Do Erotic Asphyxiation

=================================
I'm a pro binge eater
Do you know what comes after binge eating?

binge pooping

=================================
You vs Shrek
1) Shrek is most likely uglier than you
You--1 Shrek--0
2) Shrek is more famous
You--1 Shrek --2
3) Shrek has a wife
You----1 Shrek---3
4) Shrek can sing ALL STAR
You--0 Shrek--5
5) Shrek is straight and you are an hidden gay.
You---99 Shrek--5

Congratulations！ You won！

=================================
Brad Pitt is Gorge Clooney's boyfriend, and he's been cheating with Tom Cruise/

Gay will say it's fake

=================================
How to cure your mental illness
1), Don't sleep.
--when you go to bed, you are most vulerable to your negative thoughts, stay up
if you really need to sleep, you'll sleep when you slip into a coma.

2).Stay inside.
if you stay in your room 4ever and never leave. nohing bad outside could happen to you

3), last but not least, be an openly announced gay

⠀ ⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢻⣿⣯⡙⠉⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡇⢠⡇⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣠⡶⢀⣤⣿⣿⣧⠘⠟⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⠇⢰⣿⠇⠘⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠟⠁