Merry 🎅🎄☃ DICKMAS 🍆❄ you ♥♥♥ 👅💦💦 guzzling mistleHOES 🌿🍒 and ugly sweater ♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👠! It's that jolly 😁 time of year to sing Jingle ❄❄❄ BALLS 🍒 and decide if you've been NAUGHTY 😈 or NICE 😇 ! So line 🙋🙋🙋 right up for judgement 👍👎👏 and sit on Santa's 🎅 lap and tell 💬 him exactly 😉 what you want...if you've been a good 👼👼 little HO-HO-HO 😘😘😘 St ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 will make all your dreams 💭💫 ♥♥♥ 💦 true...but if you've been a bad 😈 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 then you'll be whipped 💥 like one of his reindeer 🦄 so get those 🍑🎁 prASSants 🎁🍑 under ⬇ the tree 🎄🎄 STUFF 👉👌 those stockings TIGHT 🔝🔝 and leave out those COCKies 🍩🍆🍩 and milk 🍼💦🐄 because Daddy 👨👨 DICKmas 🍆🎅 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌊🌊 to town ❣❣

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Merry Christmas <3

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