contrary to popular belief, nick (me), does, in fact, NOT have qualities consistent with those of people that are "cool", or any word or slang word that is synonymous with the word "cool" as it is commonly used in the english language, including, but not limited to, "hip", "gangsta", "rad", "sick", or "chill". as is abundantly clear on my profile, nick (me) tends to do things that could be considered rather "uncool", such as typing in all lowercase, utilizing self-deprecation as a form of comedy, and making a very poorly drawn profile picture.