Laputin Machine
hard dick dragon slayer   Laskar Gah, Helmand, Afghanistan
 
 
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munnie fetish renegade demon Oct 10, 2023 @ 6:26pm 
My name is jefferey
DadOfTheDead Oct 8, 2023 @ 3:53pm 
+rep pretty good player
troglodyk3 Aug 4, 2023 @ 3:34am 
Boy:No

Boy: No

Boy: No

Boy: No

The boy
walked away...... die
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
munnie fetish renegade demon Jul 27, 2023 @ 2:08pm 
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
She was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
boy grabbed
Boy: Your your
Boy: I dont want to be I need to be
Boy:
Boy: I cry I would die
Boy Whispers
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight you will realize
*Something will happen
*it could be
*ready for you!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have the next 10 years
JUICE Mar 30, 2021 @ 8:06pm 
bro one night me and the boys were the only ones still partying at the frat house and we dared our boy slim to do one of them flaming shot jawns. craziest ♥♥♥♥ happened, slim's flaming shot of bacardi 151 spilled all over his lap and we didn't have any water nearby so we just started spitting on it. i swear those flames were three foot high coming off of slim's crotch and getting worse by the second as he howled in woeful pain.

only problem was me and the boys were runnin out of spit so we had to start licking at the fire with every bit of moisture we had left. by this point the fire had annihilated slim's shorts so we had easy access to every nook and cranny, dampening the zones with our desperate tongues. we worked in shifts, three bros on, three bros off while they replenished saliva by sucking on each others' toes. we all still laugh about it to this day, except for slim. he died that night of a heart attack cause we kept making him jizz.
munnie fetish renegade demon Jul 10, 2020 @ 9:56pm 
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS UP BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:steamhappy: