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'What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house?'
'I reckon I'd take Greebo. 'Cos that shows I've got a warm and considerate nature.' - Gytha "Nanny" Ogg, a witch
'What would you like me to take, madam?' - Mr Salzella, a... no, I won't!
'The fire.' - Walter Plinge
'Who set fire to it?' - an undercover policeman
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👔🐳💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
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