Hеy man, I have playеd CS against you rеcеntly and I want you to know you are the most doo-doo garbage hot ♥♥♥♥ player I have ever had the misfortune to play versus. I would literally rather kill myself than play CS ever again. You have ruined me, and my enjoyment of not just CS, but any game. Ever again. If you decide to kill yourself please let me know.
If it ever happens - Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://steamcommunity.com/id/Soluda

i'm pretty good as CS:GO fellas, and my talents require monetary compensation $$$

Hey bro, I've played cs against you recently and I'd like to invite you in our team. Here's my main account, add me please https://steamcommunity.com/id/poppy_origen . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

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