Jack Mehoff
Bob Marley
Level
10
Years of Service
500 XP
 
 
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter mind you
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners
People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded
but i don't care, I'm beautiful
im having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body
from now on i want you guys to call me Apache
and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly
if you can't accept me your a heliphobe
and need to check you vehicle privelgege
than you for being so understanding
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小小黑 Jan 18 @ 10:11pm 
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Was Jesus the first scarecrow? Nov 20, 2015 @ 7:19pm 
He probably sucks ♥♥♥♥ all day.
Was Jesus the first scarecrow? Jul 29, 2015 @ 4:01pm 
This guy is a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥.