-rep So being drunk and stoked on mutual horniness, I was like, "Sure, what the hell? Let's go."

I undid his pants, put my hand on his ♥♥♥♥, and realized it was probably no longer than four-fifths of my palm, and I have pretty small hands. He noticed my confusion and actually said to me, "Don't worry, it gets bigger" (it didn't). Suppressing laughter (not exactly at the size of his penis, but that he actually warned me about it), I continued to make out with him.

Unbeknownst to me, he was jacking himself off in the darkness and came on my really cool dress. I was pretty pissed. I made him buy me and my friends pizza afterward. What an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, jacking off onto my dress.

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