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Saint Martin (French part)
 
 
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WARNING: ALL STATEMENTS ARE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND MAY CONTAIN NSFW CONTENT

---==Noah==---

"Civilian casualties are OK casualties"

"How is Obama better than Hitler?"

"I'd ♥♥♥♥ a fruit snack"

"I could kill an orphanage right now"

"I will suck my own ♥♥♥♥"

"Imagine just shoving this up your ass"

"I think I'm offically in love with a man.
What about me?
I'm not gay, what the ♥♥♥♥."

"Fat people can't be time travelers"

"I don't understand why people don't grocery shop during the purge"

"If you nut into the bible, does your aim improve?"

"See the black, shoot the black. See these cops, they're not demons, they're heroes"

"I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stab an orphanage. The building not the children, that's illegal."

"If you have an extra chromosome shouldn't that make you smarter"

"I'm going to just be submissive and get my ass pegged."

"You missed the best part of this game, we were rolling around on wheelchairs shooting Nazis"

"I'm wearing two layers of socks, it's not gay"

"He makes for a cute girl."

"This dude gets another finger on his ring."

"Next time I go to the Lego store my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human centipede better be there."

"My ♥♥♥♥ is filled with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

"Video games are for druggies."

"I shower with my socks on."

"At least pedophiles drive slow in school zones"

"Just because I get that mad penguin ♥♥♥♥♥, doesn't mean you can make fun of me."

"This movie was fire; just cause he took a couple bodies doesn't mean anything."

"What if you could wallbang the president like in CS:GO?"

"School shooters are just RDMers."

"I could bring my foot to my face, but I don't wanna; so I'd rather just die slowly."

"I lowkey wish I was a girl. Why? So I could give birth."

"I'm putting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants up to my arm pits bro, I'm sweating"

"My ♥♥♥♥ move so fast, I am NASCAR."

"I'm getting ♥♥♥♥♥ one way or another, and its going to be Colonel Sander's cooch.

"I can't rape kids, but I'll rape an adult."

"girl: You're cute.
noah: Thanks"

"Bro, not gonna lie he kinda cute, but he a banana tho."

"I've done the calculations. I've eaten 6 hotdogs in the past 24 hours. That's a lot of dog."

"Can't wait to blow my parents' minds and show them I'm not gay."

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---==Oliver==---

"If you don't want to play, I'll nut away"

"Salty why do you have to be so Yahtzee to me?"

"Listen buddy, I don't appreciate being called a prisoner of war"

" Oliver what color do you have? Four."

"If you keep going back and forth, you'll hear the infinite sound of light."

"I'm white, I can't be doing chores."

"Guys, why is there ♥♥♥ in my butthole...There's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ in my dog's butthole too, he's disabled...You know you can't do that."

"My penis is flailing."

"Sex between a married couple is technically incest because they are family."

"I just walked into the kitchen and I was about to pee in the trash can."

"♥♥♥ is stored in the brain and I've got a headache."

"We're not gay, we're just two straight guys watching porn [together]"

"I'm at 1788, might as well go to the revolutionary war."

"When you're a nugget, so you have a small hitbox."

"Hitler was mob farming the Jews, he got like 11 million xp"

"If your penis has a mouth, the saliva has to be ♥♥♥."

"I really wanna have sleep paralysis."

"I want to not be able to move, see something scary, and ♥♥♥♥ it."

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---==David==---

"So any school shootings happening in your part of the USA?"

"Are you one of those whities that talks to the movie screen?
No, I'm one of the whities that claps when the planes lands."

"I'm just being a bad Jew"

"Here's another question for you, do you think Hitler is a top or a bottom?"

"What language do you think the Polish speak? What if I told you it was Polish."

"I love me some girth."

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--==Mirage==--

"Next person to win, scores."

"I just almost took a piss in my sink."

"What's changed about busses over time?
They seat black people now"

"Fortnite, excuse me, Batman...."

"Minecraft hurts my brain."

"It only takes nine pieces of lettuce to make a tomato."

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---Andromeda==---

"I've got 5 terabytes of girls, the ♥♥♥♥ you talking about?"

"I'm thinking of going Pulse on this ♥♥♥♥♥."

"All I've eaten today is guacamole and I want to kill myself"

"W X Y Z, creates torque and force between the universities."

"Torque is the one that makes you go *vvvhh* and force is the one that makes you go *ahh*"

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---==Others==---

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
-Edgy meme kid

"Wait so George was fading door abusing? Well thats ok then"
-Spice, being retarded

"Paper beats rock. Trump beats Hillary. Dad beats me."
-Jackson

"I can swing my ♥♥♥♥ around so fast, it sounds like pigeons taking off."
-Random Purple in CSGO

"You can get coochie from men, it's way better."
-Stro

"I'm optimistic
I'm autistic"
-2 overwatch players

"Whats an Ohio?"
-Ken, Canadian

"I like to put shredded cheese on my ice cream."
-Anon

"Sorry i called you a melon ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-Person on discord

"Why would you want to give your ♥♥♥♥ a turtleneck?"
-Sentinel, on foreskin

"Bust a nut, I'm bouta."
-Nazi Yoda

"If you were there for a minute, that's a dollar. That's six dollars an hour."
-xqc

"Harry gave Dobby a ♥♥♥ sock."
-Sentinel

"Dobby must pay for his crimes against humanity! Dobby is a pedophile!"
-Hogwarts RP player

"What does U W U mean? Also, what is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?"
-Sam

"You're the reason bath water sells for that kind of money."
-Ken

"I just smelt like 4 different smells, and one of them smelt like burning."
-George
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