Billions of years ago something called the “big bang” created all life (is what many believe) from all that space and rock earth was created then earth was able to create living and breathing animals called humans. Speed up billions of years and here are people living in 2017… We have things our ancestors would call “make believe” for what we call “normal”. Some of us have the whole world at our fingertips, some of us know an abundance of scientific theories of life’s mysteries. A philosopher or scientist from the past would probably give limbs just to spend a few hours in our time. There are humans today spending and dedicating their whole lives on life’s problems, questions, and mysteries. There are humans making world records, humans making history, humans making breakthroughs in all areas of education and simple living. Yet here you are… wasting your time on a fantasy and “fursona”.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) I'm so angry that I could just (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

The Sloth is Yeshua and Yeshua is the Sloth

Because black baby Jesus, god and Colonel Sanders told me that i am the one and only sloth.