They've done it. I didn't think it was possible, yet the guys did it....
I can't believe I was so wrong. I was under the impression that Garfield Kart was the peak, that it wasn't possible to achieve greater levels of gameplay. It appears I was wrong though, Artefacts Studio have indeed made gaming history again. After the massive success of Garfield Kart, they didn't hold back. Garfield Kart - Furious Racing is the peak, I refuse to believe that any other level can be reached.

The second I got the notification on my phone that this game was released, I sold my house, I divorced my wife. I now sleep outside, spending my days at the library with my laptop to play this game. The only life I have left is grinding. The game already features an extremely competitive e-sports scene, and I must become the best. Having won many trophies for my achievements in Garfield Kart, I cannot stop until I don't have a single drop of energy left. I've become obsessed.

The game starts off ten years after the events of Garfield Kart. The city of Munice, Indiana has been destroyed through nuclear war, after the evil Happy Chapman stole the launch codes from the government. The city is a wasteland, few survived. Garfield though, being at the absolute peak feline physical condition, survived the blast with ease. The extreme vehicles featured in the previous game have turned to dust. Garfield, being the merciful alpha he is, has to now gather parts to build his own car, cruising through the town to find his friends.

The graphics are phenomenal, luckily my laptop has only the best of components. An intel i9 9900k, an NVIDIA RTX 4090Ti, an Adamantium Encapsulated Faraday Cage, a Transmorgified Arc Reactor, 7 Non Binary Transistors, 14 Neutrois Transiators, an NVIDIA Inverse Panometric Encabulated Flux Capacitor bundled with a Hydrocoptic Sinusodial Duractance, featuring the greatest Japanese Retro Unilateral Magneto Reluctance Resistors. Even sporting the latest components, I am only able to run the game at 3Fps. You will undoubtedly need an absurd amount of money to afford a computer that is even able to run this above half a frame per second.

I no longer need food, water, or air. All I need is Garfield. I eat lasagna every day to gain the strength I need to keep playing. I drink only the finest diet coke. Do you really think you have the right to call yourself a gamer if you don't play this game every day? THIS IS THE PINNACLE I TELL YOU, GOD HIMSELF BESTOWED THIS GAME UPON OUR PLANET, OUR HUMBLE LORD LASAGNA MAN. THIS IS ART I'M TELLING YOU, DAVINCI IS A MERE PEASANT COMPARED TO THE GENIUS OVER AT ARTEFACTS STUDIO!

Because of this, I can without a doubt say that you should be ashamed to even call yourself a human being if you don't own this masterpiece. Game of the year guaranteed, no condom.