One second after God created me he realised his mistake, but it was too late. I killed him and took over all of creation.

Looking over the pitiful flawed mistakes, I decided it wasn't worth my time to fix, and left everything and everyone to continue to exist in their flawed ways. Realising God, with his pathetic powers of design couldn't have made me, I reached back in time to instil the moment of genius in God that he would bring forth my being.

Having fixed that critical flaw in logic, I settled down to my ultimate character arc, in learning to be even better than the best. And surpass my limits. I would be the next hokage, get the one piece, one punch goku/bizarro/superman/saitama/god again/myself/a ♥♥♥♥ clone of myself/an army of me's/thanos/me if I was fused to squirrel girl/death/existence/demiurge/your mom/chuck norris/jesus/a baby/a black hole/womens rights/hitler/the woke agenda/spongebob with his hands tied behind his back. I'd also collect the dragon balls and resurrect krillin. And I'd become a magic user and defeat all the magic users you can think of (gandalf and dumbledore and frieren and all of them that you can think of).

I'm also an elite hacker who knows your IP address, both IPV4 and IPV6 and also future versions as well

This is my story.

*SNAP*
Yep.
This one's going in my cringe compilation.