Was at the hospital bed
Said, "♥♥♥♥♥, are you dead?"
My ♥♥♥♥♥ said, "Yeah"
And I said, "No, no, no, no, no, no!" (Oh ♥♥♥♥♥)
"Why'd you have to go, go, go, go, go, go?" (♥♥♥♥♥ go)
Reached out to his ghost in slo-mo-mo (Slo-mo)
I pulled a trigga for my ♥♥♥♥♥ then it burst in the air
Nurse said, "You can't do that here"
I said, "♥♥♥♥♥, I don't care"
She said, "You don't care?
Well, this part's important
Help me lift this ♥♥♥♥♥ up and put him in the dead ♥♥♥♥♥ storage"
I said, "Dead ♥♥♥♥♥ storage?
You jokin'"
She said, "I'm jokin'
It was just a joke"
I said, "I'mma shoot you in the face, call it a joke"
She said, "The best way to cheer up is to laugh"
I said, "♥♥♥♥♥, I'll cheer up after this bloodbath
I want the whole world to know what it's like to lose a ♥♥♥♥♥"

✓ Obesity ✓ 💥🔫 ✓ Laziness ✓ Stupidity ✓ 🌵 ✓ McDonald's ✓ Donald Trump ✓ $70k College ✓ Bad healthcare ✓ Bad food ✓ Bad music ✓ Fahrenheit ✓ Pounds ✓ Inches ✓ AMERICAN TEST PASSED

YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMMOROW, Don't let your dreams be memes, Don't meme your dreams be beams, Jet fuel won't melt tomorrow's memes, DON'T LET YOUR STEEL MEMES BE JET DREAMS

Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."