Rick Lander
Rick   United States
 
 
Browsing my steam is a punishable offense. If you are caught lurking, you will be brought to justice. First you will undergo intense investigation, which will probably annoy and be a major inconvenience to you. This also costs the government a lot in taxes, and you will have to chip in and help.
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Carton is not only a game, but a real life glimpse into a struggling artist's game dev journey. As soon as you fire it up, you can tell the game has been forged out of primitive hands. The game is held together with glue and falls apart piece by piece as you play. If you can even manage to read and make sense of any of the instructions or text (PERIOD!) in this game, then you are a different breed. The Engrish is hard not to laugh at, but at times, it is really really confusing. The intro to the game paints a story so hard to follow. I'm not even sure what the story is. The game just starts with little to no direction. Don't even try your hand at the tutorial, the game will probably freeze or break. There is an entire written manual inside the game, but don't bother trying to read it. Each section has "explication's" instead of explanations. It's a confusing mess at every turn, and it really started to frustrate me at the end of my play session.

It hit me after I turned it off, though. While this is not a video game, because it's utterly unplayable, it is a fuming work of art. The passion inside this game stinks, and it's a raging fire, let me tell you. Please buy this game and support the developers, they really need all the love they can get! I know the lead developer, and he is currently struggling in his special ed class. The teachers don't know that he is an amazing coder, so I'm trying to spread the word to get him the attention he deserves!

Calepin Studio, or Rejarbanociseph Lamonswkinscofogan, is an intense creative mind. This game is a journey that will have you begging for it to end, but you will actually want to play more of it, if that makes sense. It's an unhealthy addiction, this game is unhealthy to play. Plus, it has flight stick support.
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Comments
CptJackSpanker Jul 9, 2023 @ 2:21pm 
your review of star fighter is lame :steamsalty:
_pcloadletter Dec 20, 2020 @ 4:45pm 
Merry Christmas!!
Mr High Jul 4, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
gg bro
GothFarmerGamerGirl Jun 29, 2017 @ 9:05am 
you suck at golf