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SALAD - 9

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ᴹᵉʳʰᵃᵇᵃ ᴷᵃⁿᵏᵃ

"Heavy, the Oracle of Delphi tells me that you are the wisest, yo. So tell me. What is the most powerful weapon?"
"No hohoho... Heavy is foolish. You Scout, the powerful warrior, tell me what is the most powerful weapon."
"Easy, Sniper's arrow and fire."
"You, Scout, think of modern weapons, but my dear Scout, is it not true that one must survive to use such weapons?"
"I guess so."
"And what sustains a powerful warrior like you?"
"Easy, healthbox! The gift of god to Scouts."
"But what about knowledge lad?"
"Are you talking about your sandvich? You are saying that's the most powerful weapon?"
"You said it! I was merely asking questions."
[Heavy cracks open a can of Hemlock! Socratic Punch]