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The other day, Le Coz came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her, but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but Le Coz said "Ophion, this is who I am" Without missing a beat, I turned and said, "You forgot to say NO H0M0" But Le Coz simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually Ophi, I AM a homosexual" I stared straight at Le Coz, penetrating his soul with my eyes, and said, "But that's gay." As soon as I said that, Le Coz began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. His bf tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength. After a full minute, Le Coz opened his eyes and said, "Ophi, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then he pointed at that queer and said, "Let's get that hom0!" After we wiped Doge's blood off our hands, we sat down with a beer and watched some football.

i hope every one of you stayed healthy and is already in full Christmas joy! And don't hate your old granny for the sockets under the tree! :P

Merry Xmas <3

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+ rep Very good looking in his uniform, 10/10 would serve for under his command again