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Certified Bruh Moment

I WILL SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ JUST LPEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND I AM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOT KIDDING AROUND

Clean out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends list

You could have a steam train,
If you'd just lay down your tracks.
You could have an aeroplane...flying,
If you bring your blue sky back.

All you do is call me...
I'll be anything you need...

You could have a big dipper,
Going up and down, all around the bends.
You could have a bumper car...bumpin'.
This amusement never ends.

I want to be...your SLEDGEHAMMER!
Why don't you call my name?
Oh! Let me be your SLEDGEHAMMER!
This will be my testimony!

Show me round your fruit cages,
'Cause I will be your honey bee.
Open up your fruit cages,
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be!

I want to be...your SLEDGEHAMMER!
Why don't you call my name?
I'm going to be-the SLEDGEHAMMER!
This can be my testimony!
I'm your SLEDGEHAMMER!
Let there be no doubt about it.

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH!

i'll coach you for free. :)