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McDonald’s is the anus of our society. Like how do you even like that ♥♥♥♥. Literally any other fast food option is better. ♥♥♥♥ I’d rather eat pork butthole over a quarter pounder. You guys know that feeling that u get after eating McDonald’s? It’s hard to describe but it’s just feels like just a pile of “sludge” in your gut. Like it feels you gotta take a ♥♥♥♥ and throw up at the same time. And have you guys seen that commercial where the dad walks into the kitchen and says, “who wants McDonald’s?” Like as if people actually want that ♥♥♥♥. Well anyways the kids and wife go crazy and I’m just sitting there about to a preform a McDonald’s genocide when I think to myself I should go onto a rant about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ McDonald’s is. And now I’ll conclude my speech with preforming a boycott on McDonald’s that should be shared by all.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.