Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.

The stank filled the air as Cameron Fettuccine ripped another cone after another Fortnite win. His brother, Spradan raced through Camerons doorframe as he sensed illegal activity. With one swift movement, Spradan injected himself with estrogen as he took another topless photo. Whilst his perception of himself steadily increased, Cameron was seen removing his pants. Moments later, Cameron lowered his Skull Trooper themed underpants as to not stain them from the events that would ensue. Camerons body trembled as Spradans masculine palms forced his tight bumhole open to the size of a baby corn, the perfect girth needed. Both of the boys were in their own fantasy, Spradan, imagining a larger illegal arms collection while Cameron was thinking about his next cone, it kept him rock hard for the duration of the encounter. For what felt like an eternity, 20 seconds later Spradan filled Cameron to the brim, roars of pleasure escaped both of them as they completed eachother. cont.

cont. A cocktail of blood, faeces and semen spewed from Camerons boy hole. John Baldaweeno entered the room due to the commotion and was alarmed at the sight. Quick thinking allowed Spradan to headlock him as Cameron burst through his bedroom flyscreen, falling faster than his dignity, which defied all odds, on the verge of death, he uploaded one last time to his instagram before perishing. After Spradan came to the realisation that he would never have sex again, he continues to go to the gym daily to boost his ego beyond comprehension, as to forget about Cameron Fettuccine.

Scammed my Bayonet Doppler Ph.2 and will not return.

+rep Pretty sick lad!